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Dear Saturday Night Live

by Kristen King on February 23, 2009

(www.sass-pants.com) — Dear SNL,

I know it was tough for you after Tina Fey left, and it’s even worse now that Amy Poehler is gone, too. But it’s time to pull yourself together. You still have okay writers even without those two. I mean. Seth Meyers isn’t half bad.

The thing is, you’re really not fooling anyone with those extended musical interludes before commercial breaks. We all know that when you add up that wasted time, it’s one more mediocre sketch you don’t have to write.

I know you can make it happen, SNL. We’ve been friends a long time. So whatever you need to do to get yourself back in order, I’ll support you in it. I’m here for you. But only for maybe another half season if you keep sucking as you have been lately. Just saying.

Love,

Kristen

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Best. Video. Ever.

by Kristen King on December 17, 2008

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Click to see the original artists, but this one is so much better.

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Just in Time for Already-Huge Savings…

December 8, 2008

(www.sass-pants.com) — As if the deals aren’t already good enough this time of year, Macy’s contacted me to offer a coupon for an additional 20% off Macy’s purchases for Sass Pants readers! It entitles users to the same discounts enjoyed by Macy’s employees and their friends and family.
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7 Random Facts About Kristen

November 22, 2008

(www.sass-pants.com) — A reader of my freelance writing blog tagged me for the 7 Random Things meme, so here we go:

I played Doc in my preschool’s production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. I still remember getting fibers from my fake beard stuck in my mouth and crying in the middle of it because [...]

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