Over the last 4 weeks or so, I've become increasingly desperate for three things: More sleep. A predictable daily schedule. Unrestricted access to coffee (see No. 1). It only took about 5 months, but the exhaustion has reached a new level. As Princess Mommy put it on...
Parenting
Bedtime and Other Lies
Dr. Phil says the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior, so based on that I'm pretty sure Emmett is never going to sleep again. Which means I will never sleep again. Today he actually took an hour-and-forty-nine-minute nap, the first burst of daytime...
Look, Ma, No Hands!
Okay, well, one hand to pull down the Moby so you can see my precious babies. We are almost 7 weeks into this crazy parenting journey, and I'm still trying to figure out how to fit blogging into my day with two completely dependent infants on my hands. (Apparently...
Stop Telling Me Life My Life Will Suck When My Babies Are Born
Please know that I am very serious when I say this: The next person who tells me "Pregnancy is the easy part!" is getting punched in the nose. I can't even say, "I'm sure you mean well," because really, what is well-meaning about telling someone that their recently...
Hospital Checklist for Mom and Babies
It's almost that time! We're getting our hospital and baby bags ready so we can grab and go when these little guys decide they're ready to come out. Here's what we're packing: Snacks & Drinks Greek yogurts with stir-in fruit Cheese sticks or string cheese Sliced...
Natural Birth Plan & Post-Partum Preferences
Here's one example of a plan for a natural childbirth. On the advice of our doula, we included some details that probably wouldn't be in a non-twin, non-natural birth plan, along with a separate plan for baby care in case they are taken away from us for NICU or...
101 Ways to Scar Your Child for Life
Until parenthood becomes a very real part of your future, it's impossible to fully appreciate the myriad ways moms and dads can screw up their kids. Forget the worry that you won't know how to change a diaper or will give them the wrong baby food. I'm talking about...