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If you’re ready to take your service-based business from “fuck me” (or “fuck meh”) to “fuck yeah,” I’m your coach.

I’m integrative business coach Kristen King, and I know how exhausting it is to feel like the only way to “do it right” is to do it ALL — and to do it all perfectly.

I’ve broken out of the perfection prison, and I’m gonna help you do it too.

Because you absolutely fucking love your business.

You love your people, you love helping them, you love finding new ways to teach all of the life-changing brilliance that bubbles up in your brain.

That’s why you decided to become an entrepreneur: So you can make the world a better place by doing what you love.

But you’re noticing that you never really have time to do the things you love in your business, because there are so many other things you have to do.

  • One more certification to earn so people will take you seriously.
  • One more workshop to complete so you can figure out how to get to the next level in your business.
  • One more content template to fill out because your brain is so fried you can barely think anymore.
  • One more “coffee chat” to attend with someone who you know you don’t even want to work with.
  • One more unsolicited sales DM to deal with — though the more of them get, the more appealing it sounds to “put your business on autopilot.”

There’s always one more, always something else to do, and you’re running as fast as you can to keep up.

Yet no matter how busy and productive you are, it still feels like nothing is working.

  • Client creation is still a mystery.
  • Marketing and sales is your personal hell.
  • You have no idea if anyone even wants your offer, not to mention if anyone will ever pay your price.
  • You’re starting to think maybe you’re just not cut out for this entrepreneurship thing.

All your biz besties and all those shiny folks in your Instagram feed seem to have it figured out, but it feels like the chapter on “running a business and actually liking it” was in everybody’s copy of the How to Adult Manual but yours.

I know exactly what’s going on here.

You’re making this entrepreneurship thing WAY harder than it needs to be.

And entrepreneurship gets to be about eleventy-billion times simpler, starting right now.

When we work together, I’m going to teach you how to unleash your business — without having to be “perfect,” “lean in,” “do more,” “optimize your workflow” or any of the other toxic productivity crap and manipulative gimmicks entrepreneurs are constantly bombarded with.

I’m going to teach you how to do business your way.

Pick your entrepreneurship easy button

Private Coaching

My 1:1 coaching options are for you if you want a totally unique, completely personalized experience that includes my undivided attention on you and your business. I will laser focus my 15+ years of multi-industry experience on exactly what needs to happen to create your “fuck yeah.”

Join me for a single session or monthly coaching for 1, 3, or 6 months at a time.

Group Coaching

In the Fuck Yeah Entrepreneurs Society (F-YES), you don’t just get access to my brilliant business brain and my integrative approach to business coaching. You also get to learn from and grow with your colleagues in an intimate group setting that includes weekly scheduled live calls, a private Facebook group, and pop-up calls and workshops to deep dive into key topics — plus an ever-expanding learning portal packed with tools, templates, resources, and more.

Rumor has it, I’m a fucking stellar coach

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Bryn BamberKristen was my coach for over a year. She changed my fucking life and helped me double my business income, which my brain definitely thought was impossible. Kristen helped me become more of myself and my business become more aligned with who I’m meant to be. She’s a bomb coach and you should definitely coach with her because she’s a fiery ambitious bitch who’s changing the world.

Bryn Bamber, Trauma-Informed Witch & Core Energetics Practitioner Creator of Advanced Somatics Certification and Feminist Somatics Course Canada April 15, 2022